OwO Godrays

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OwO Godrays is an American vaperwave group founded in 1998 in Devilfish:Ashton, Washington. The band consists of four anonymous members, who have used a loophole in parahuman legislation to protect their identities (although notably, they have denied any and all rumors that they are, in fact, parahumans).

Their style has changed drastically throughout the years, veering from blackened vaporwave at points into ironic Christian rock. The group has received criticism for "selling out", most notably by Rolling Stone in 2010. The band responded to these accusations by releasing their single Gargle These Stones, a twenty-minute-long song composed entirely using samples of Air-Traffic Control conversations and a pitch-shifed air-raid siren.

Discography

Notice (2003)

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No.TitleLength
1."Extrajudicial Catgirl Justice"4:22
2."The Alleged Butthole"5:33
3."Mathematically-Optimized Orgy"3:05
4."Rotund Countenance"3:29
5."Gimp Suit Mafia"3:31
6."Girl of Mass Destruction"4:07
7."Ballad of the Non-Binary Cinnamon Roll"4:36
8."We Are Just Cum Beings"2:52
9."Club Penguin AMV"3:25
10."Untitled-1"2:09

Babysmooth (2005)

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No.TitleLength
1."Canine EMP"5:55
2."Spray" (2004 single)3:55
3."Markov Chain Masturbation"3:06
4."Nuclear Baby" (2005 single)4:22
5."Negligent Discharge"4:44
6."Dicking Down for Queen and Country"3:30
7."The Clueless Gusto of a Real Man"4:32
8."Trans Cold War"3:43
9."Slap ya with giant Clam Hands"3:20
10."Teabag the Dining Room Table on Thanksgiving"3:43

Sixteen Inches (2007)

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No.TitleLength
1."Token Orgy"4:45
2."Stale Ass Light"4:17
3."Chaos Inoculation"3:42
4."Sparkling Regime Change"4:53
5."Communal Nitro Slut"4:05
6."we're all just garbage monsters too"3:54
7."Pressure Cooker Full of Gay"4:46
8."Moaning While Drinking Blood Isn't Weird" (2006 single)3:34
9."Me and My Prolonged Erection"4:26
10."Sloppy Little Protein Nuggets"4:13

Saturday (2009)

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No.TitleLength
1."Long Distance Buns"5:42
2."Dusty Neolithic Waifus"4:17
3."Fingerblast Your Girlfriend And Shake Her Father's Hand"3:42
4."Our Corpses Will Be Wearing Tank Tops"3:56
5."Anticisnormative Inquisition"2:40
6."Generic Mayonnaise Fuccboi"3:16
7."Power Assisted Javelin Launch"3:17
8."Pumpkin Spice Placenta"3:54
9."Dances With Beavers"5:13
10."Gentrified Bloodsports"3:10
11."Sanitary Product Dodgeball"4:04

The Resistance EP (2012)

Note: This is a full-sized album, not an EP. In addition, the single Gargle These Stones is only included on the rare eight-track deluxe release of the album.

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No.TitleLength
1."The Birth of Glowstick"4:25
2."Sentient Schwarna Roll"4:12
3."Grandma's Coatrack"3:36
4."Sometimes a Triangle is Just a Triangle"4:00
5."I Am Not Okay With Highway Obelisks"5:24
6."Auxiliary Millinery"4:36
7."Sitcom Power Couple"3:24
8."Cross-Contaminated Armpits"3:51
9."Piping Phantom Power"3:22
10."Hammers Looking for Nails"4:01
11."Warming Pebbles"5:01
12."The Pinch of God"3:20

My Canadian Boyfriend (2018)

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No.TitleLength
1."Coming Out As Straight" (2017 single)3:50
2."😏"4:07
3."Sodium Content Warning"4:05
4."I Fucked an Endbringer In The Ass, You Won't Believe What Happened Next!" (2014 single)6:19
5."hot girls we have problems too" (2014 single)4:50
6."The Bigger, Bluer Dick"4:35
7."Special Tree Farm"5:42
8."Nativity Scenes Are Warhammer For Grandmas"5:24
9."I Don't Really Taste Flavour" (2018 single)5:08
10."Crocs and Thigh-Highs"3:57
11."Gender-Neutral Shotgun"3:45
12."Strategic Clouds of Depression" (2017 single)6:34

160 Meat Popsicles (2019)

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No.TitleLength
1."What Does Decaying Light Look Like?"2:07
2."Quicksilver Suppository" (2018 single)7:44
3."Dive Bomb Birds"4:14
4."Platonic Nipple Docking"6:27
5."Indication of Teeth"4:46
6."Auto Turf Changes" (2019 single)5:51
7."Born into the Aggro Zone"5:25
8."The Non-Platonic Subtext" (Secretly released in 2005, this song was pitch-shifted beyond human hearing capabilities and added to the song "The Clueless Gusto of a Real Man" in the CD releases of the album Babysmooth.)4:32
9."Meat is Unfortunate"5:11
10."Neoliberal Voltron"5:09
11."Fistfight On The Caboose"5:49
12."Eating Ass at the Operahouse"5:40
13."Ablative Wheat Silo"5:29
14."Carnal Retribution"5:50
15."A Pimp Named Suppertime"5:08

Under the Influence of Whorehouse Light (2020)

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No.TitleLength
1."Turgid Moderator Peen"2:00
2."Cucked By The Sea"3:02
3."DM Screen Glory Hole"3:40
4."Hermetically Sealed Bedroom"4:57
5."Woefully Unhorny"2:51
6."Red-Phone Sex-line"6:13
7."Striptease for the Abyss"3:59
8."This is Not a Whore House it is a Whore Home"2:44
9."Cross-Generational MPreg"5:45
10."Maslow's Horsecock Pyramid"4:36
11."Radioisotope Thermal Fleshlight"2:56
12."sweaty tit money-handlng tax"4:56
13."What Resonance Is Your Vibe"1:47
14."Soup made of Hatred"4:36
15."Gorilla Grip HR Giger Ridges"3:41
16."Red-Leaved Plum Red-Leaved Plum" (2020 single)1:02
17."Kilo of Chickpea Mush"4:22
18."Buying Pawn Shop Sex Toys"2:10
19."Cacophony of Orphans"15:48

Pipe Bomb Dreams (2021)

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On January 10, 2021, the OwO Godrays announced the upcoming release of their latest album, Pipe Bomb Dreams, which will be available solely on MiniDisc, with the exception of 244 special edition Betamax releases with a nonstop music video of the entire album. According to rumors, these tapes will be released through some sort of "scavenger hunt".

No.TitleLength
1."The Archetypical Toque"8:53
2."Z72.53"4:27
3."Self-Defense Hand Grenade"8:23
4."Carbon Offset of the Edge World"8:56
5."Arcadia Games" (2021 single)8:06
6."Eating out Vegan Bussy (Textured Vegetable Protein)"4:42
7."Sleeveless Bra"3:18
8."Defective Adult Recall"5:46
9."Tactical Lesbian Ragdoll"3:25
10."napalm-drooling tit milk"2:55
11."Throbbing Bouncy Castle"7:55
12."Awkward Tomato Shibari"15:45
13."Death Matches in the Cargohold"5:55
14."Tastes Likes Radiation"6:30
15."I'm In Love with the Monster Under Your Bed"3:29

The Finality (2022)

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No.TitleLength
1."Neutral Good Glory Hole"2:59
2."In an arranged marriage with Larry the Alligator (He hates me)"3:12
3."Rolodex of Progeny"3:45
4."Petroleum distillate lootbox"4:13
5.Untitled2:10
6."Raw Dog Me (In the Buffalo Wild Wings Bathroom with Asian Zing Sauce on Your Hands)"8:51
7.Untitled3:00
8.Untitled2:45
9.Untitled3:25
10."Biblically Correct Orbital Death Satellite"3:58
11.Untitled3:50
12.Untitled5:56
13.Untitled2:17
14.Untitled1:15:56
15."This Is Goodbye" (hidden track)4:32