Goner
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| Goner | |||||||
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| Author | ohlawlesscreature (capes) | ||||||
| Pronouns | She/Her | ||||||
| Alignment | Villain | ||||||
| Affiliation | None (Denver) | ||||||
| Status | Active | ||||||
Some newbie villain robbed a jewelry store downtown and completely wrecked the place. The security camera footage made the local evening news, along with a clip from the owner (a blustering bald man) saying “When I find out who did this, they’re a goner!” while pounding his fist threateningly into the camera. The resulting clip became a mid-tier meme for long enough that the name stuck as her cape name. The original coverage, if reviewed, includes a grainy video of her initial costume and her appearing in the store via teleportation power and then disappearing from the scene in an explosion of broken glass after a few seconds charging.
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On August 28th, 2023, a previously unknown parahuman was spotted teleporting into and stealing merchandise from Raymond Jewelers in downtown Denver. Although no injuries were reported, security footage shows the cape wrecking the store with her power upon departure, with total thefts and property damage estimated at around $6500. Based on her height, build, costume and behavior, Goner is believed to be a recent trigger between 16 and 18 years of age.
Goner is believed to possess a Mover/Shaker power which creates a concussive blast and then teleports her out of the way. Estimated ~5 second delay before blast/teleport. Maximum range, destination restrictions and other key power details are currently unknown. Hearing protection is recommended before engaging. Goner has no known ties with existing criminal organizations.