OwO Godrays is an American vaperwave group founded in 1998 in Ashton, Washington. The band consists of four anonymous members, who have used a loophole in parahuman legislation to protect their identities (although notably, they have denied any and all rumors that they are, in fact, parahumans).
Their style has changed drastically throughout the years, veering from blackened vaporwave at points into ironic Christian rock. The group has received criticism for "selling out", most notably by Rolling Stone in 2010. The band responded to these accusations by releasing their single Gargle These Stones, a twenty-minute-long song composed entirely using samples of Air-Traffic Control conversations and a pitch-shifed air-raid siren.
"Moaning While Drinking Blood Isn't Weird" (2006 single)
3:34
9.
"Me and My Prolonged Erection"
4:26
10.
"Sloppy Little Protein Nuggets"
4:13
Saturday (2009)
No.
Title
Length
1.
"Long Distance Buns"
5:42
2.
"Dusty Neolithic Waifus"
4:17
3.
"Fingerblast Your Girlfriend And Shake Her Father's Hand"
3:42
4.
"Our Corpses Will Be Wearing Tank Tops"
3:56
5.
"Anticisnormative Inquisition"
2:40
6.
"Generic Mayonnaise Fuccboi"
3:16
7.
"Power Assisted Javelin Launch"
3:17
8.
"Pumpkin Spice Placenta"
3:54
9.
"Dances With Beavers"
5:13
10.
"Gentrified Bloodsports"
3:10
11.
"Sanitary Product Dodgeball"
4:04
The Resistance EP (2012)
Note: This is a full-sized album, not an EP. In addition, the single Gargle These Stones is only included on the rare eight-track deluxe release of the album.
No.
Title
Length
1.
"The Birth of Glowstick"
4:25
2.
"Sentient Schwarna Roll"
4:12
3.
"Grandma's Coatrack"
3:36
4.
"Sometimes a Triangle is Just a Triangle"
4:00
5.
"I Am Not Okay With Highway Obelisks"
5:24
6.
"Auxiliary Millinery"
4:36
7.
"Sitcom Power Couple"
3:24
8.
"Cross-Contaminated Armpits"
3:51
9.
"Piping Phantom Power"
3:22
10.
"Hammers Looking for Nails"
4:01
11.
"Warming Pebbles"
5:01
12.
"The Pinch of God"
3:20
My Canadian Boyfriend (2018)
No.
Title
Length
1.
"Coming Out As Straight" (2017 single)
3:50
2.
"😏"
4:07
3.
"Sodium Content Warning"
4:05
4.
"I Fucked an Endbringer In The Ass, You Won't Believe What Happened Next!" (2014 single)
6:19
5.
"hot girls we have problems too" (2014 single)
4:50
6.
"The Bigger, Bluer Dick"
4:35
7.
"Special Tree Farm"
5:42
8.
"Nativity Scenes Are Warhammer For Grandmas"
5:24
9.
"I Don't Really Taste Flavour" (2018 single)
5:08
10.
"Crocs and Thigh-Highs"
3:57
11.
"Gender-Neutral Shotgun"
3:45
12.
"Strategic Clouds of Depression" (2017 single)
6:34
160 Meat Popsicles (2019)
No.
Title
Length
1.
"What Does Decaying Light Look Like?"
2:07
2.
"Quicksilver Suppository" (2018 single)
7:44
3.
"Dive Bomb Birds"
4:14
4.
"Platonic Nipple Docking"
6:27
5.
"Indication of Teeth"
4:46
6.
"Auto Turf Changes" (2019 single)
5:51
7.
"Born into the Aggro Zone"
5:25
8.
"The Non-Platonic Subtext" (Secretly released in 2005, this song was pitch-shifted beyond human hearing capabilities and added to the song "The Clueless Gusto of a Real Man" in the CD releases of the album Babysmooth.)
4:32
9.
"Meat is Unfortunate"
5:11
10.
"Neoliberal Voltron"
5:09
11.
"Fistfight On The Caboose"
5:49
12.
"Eating Ass at the Operahouse"
5:40
13.
"Ablative Wheat Silo"
5:29
14.
"Carnal Retribution"
5:50
15.
"A Pimp Named Suppertime"
5:08
Under the Influence of Whorehouse Light (2020)
No.
Title
Length
1.
"Turgid Moderator Peen"
2:00
2.
"Cucked By The Sea"
3:02
3.
"DM Screen Glory Hole"
3:40
4.
"Hermetically Sealed Bedroom"
4:57
5.
"Woefully Unhorny"
2:51
6.
"Red-Phone Sex-line"
6:13
7.
"Striptease for the Abyss"
3:59
8.
"This is Not a Whore House it is a Whore Home"
2:44
9.
"Cross-Generational MPreg"
5:45
10.
"Maslow's Horsecock Pyramid"
4:36
11.
"Radioisotope Thermal Fleshlight"
2:56
12.
"sweaty tit money-handlng tax"
4:56
13.
"What Resonance Is Your Vibe"
1:47
14.
"Soup made of Hatred"
4:36
15.
"Gorilla Grip HR Giger Ridges"
3:41
16.
Untitled
1:02
17.
"Kilo of Chickpea Mush"
4:22
18.
Untitled
2:10
19.
"Cacophony of Orphans"
15:48
Pipe Bomb Dreams (2021)
On January 10, 2021, the OwO Godrays announced the upcoming release of their latest album, Pipe Bomb Dreams, which will be available solely on MiniDisc, with the exception of 244 special edition Betamax releases with a nonstop music video of the entire album. According to rumors, these tapes will be released through some sort of "scavenger hunt".
